This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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