Duck Duck Cougar?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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