I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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