If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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