her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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