let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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