but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize