who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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