is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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