K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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