oh god the rape fog is back!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
