No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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