You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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