what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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