their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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