We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
