Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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