i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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