She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I wish there were birth control emojis
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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