I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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