Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
