Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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