so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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