Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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