This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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