The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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