Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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