I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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