D3 body, D1 cock
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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