let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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