margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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