D3 body, D1 cock
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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