Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize