This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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