Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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