the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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