never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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