I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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