Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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