So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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