We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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