the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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