You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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