pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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