Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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