I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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