yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Randomize
