I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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