mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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