East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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