I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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