Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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